Excited about his first field trip: I’ve never been on a school bus before! I wonder what it feels like!
I sure was tired last night, wasn’t I?
Mom, do you know where heaven is? Because I kind of want to go get Rosie and bring her home. (We are all really missing our family pup, but the good news is, we’ll have a new puppy in a couple months!)
I totes need help.
After a super terrible meltdown: Mom, are you crying? I’m crying too. Maybe if we both take a deep breath we will feel better.
Before our weekly movie night: It’s too bad Santa can’t come to movie night with us. Cuz he’s the coolest guy in this town.
Singing: I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the edge of my heart
Grandpa: What are you doing?
Liam: Kid business.
Liam: I know everything
Mom: spell ‘tomorrow’ then
Mom: That’s not even a word!
Liam: Endless giggles
My tummy hurts, I think it’s from unloading the dishwasher (conveniently, he always has a tummy ache when he doesn’t want to do something…)
Mom: What does the size of your dads tv have to do with anything?
Grandma: He’s a boy…
Liam: Yeah, I don’t know anything!
Liam: What happens if grandma and grandpa sleep over and someone else wants to sleep over?
Mom: Well maybe you’d have to get out your tent and sleeping bag and let them sleep in your bed
Liam: Nooo! They’d make it smell weird!