Strawberries are like medicine for my mouth. Because they make my mouth happy.
Fourteen, sixteen, eighteen, two-teen. (<–Seriously?! I had no idea he could count in the teens, let alone count by twos in the teens!)
Realizing his whiteboard markers aren’t with the white board:
“I have a problem!”
Me: Has anyone ever told you you’re cute?
Liam: Uh, yeah!
Arlee (Day Home Provider): Did you have a good sleep?
Liam: Yes I did!
Arlee: I didn’t. I had a terrible sleep!
Liam: You did? Why, Arlee?
Arlee: I kept waking up!
Liam: *giggling* You kept waking up?? Why?!!? Next time don’t keep waking up, ok Arlee?! Sleep like me and don’t wake up! Then wake up early!!
I have a belly button. And a nose.
Liam’s Dad: Who’s the boss?
I’m not too big yet. I’m just a little bit little
Liam’s Dad: Bye buddy. I love you.
(every.single.night when Liam calls his dad, it makes me laugh so hard).
Night mama. Don’t break the house.
I pooped in Kevin’s bus Mommy (Cool Beans Bus)
Walking past a house with dogs barking in the windows:
Those puppies are making music!
After learning his little girlfriend from the day home was giving him kisses on the cheek:
Me: Oooooh, you got a kiss from Carys!!!
Liam: *serious face* Mom, don’t make that funny face at me.
I’m a big girl!