Liam eating a cookie in the car
Liam – Where’d my cookie go?
Mom – I dunno, where’d it go? Did you eat it all?
Liam – No. Santa eat it.
Mom – Oh, Santa ate your cookie did he?
Liam – Can I have another cookie, please?
On the way home after picking Liam up sick from the day home
Liam – Where we going mum?
Mom – Home to have a nap so you can feel better hun
Liam – I’ll feel better with purple sunglasses
Mom – Oh, well hunny I can’t buy you new sunglasses until next week so how about you have a nap instead, ok?
Liam – Next week? Is it next week now?
Liam – 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9!
Mom – Yay! You’re so good at counting! Can you do it again?
Liam – No, I’m busy now.
Walks into the day home “I’m here!”
In the tub:
Liam – (farts) What was that?
Mom – It was a fart
Liam – (looking behind him) Where’d it go?
It sounded like Liam was crying after I had put him to bed:
Mom – What’s the matter?
Liam – Oh nothing, I’m just sleeping.
And if you’re not familiar yet, I present Conversations With My 2-Year-Old: